A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah
I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born
Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
The nine most dangerous words in the English language are: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.
Recession is when your neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
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